Let the hilarity ensue!!!

Hello my fine ass readers, it is a lovely afternoon as I sit and write this blog post for y’all.


I want to share something with you fine people today that was shared by the DJ I am going to feature later.  Rockin JT ok so he shared this in our skype group and I am passing it along to you along with the link it was originally from.  >>> CLICK HERE<<<


Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ or Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from “the curse”? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my “time of the month” is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call “an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.” Isn’t the human body amazing?

As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers’ monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey’s Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants. Which brings me to the reason for my letter.

Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: “Have a Happy Period.”

Are you #$@^%$@ kidding me?

Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always.


Wendi Aarons
Austin, TX


Okay so I am sure many of my female readers agree with Miss Wendi in her open letter.  I am also sure we have all felt like this at one time or another in our lives while dealing with “Aunt FLO”  I will say I am happy to report I no longer have to deal with any of that mess personally seeings as the terminator removed my pieces parts and threw them into moving traffic as that part of my self was literally killing me.  So moving on to the FEATURED DJ at Revolution Radio it is NONE OTHER THAN (Drum roll please)


ROCKING JT!!!  has an energy about him, he plays whatever the listener wants to hear.  For the most part if you are hearing classic rock or some blues type music you are hearing ROCKING JT!!! He has an awesome sense of music and loves to engage his listeners.  He is a member of management and as such deals with some of our daily grind type stuff.  He also heads up our IMVU  >>>CLICK HERE<<<  division as well as some other areas we are getting into.  He is also an avid whovian, for those of you that are not understanding what a whovian is >>>>> CLICK HERE <<<<<  Check him out >>>>>>> RIGHT HERE <<<<<<<<<

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